Ed, Sweetie, Umm let’s not beat around the bush but…

Dearest Edward Westwick,

Come to realize I’m a big fan. Yes, you made me love K-Swiss when I had previously found it distasteful, and the same for your show as well. My dearest, come to realize insult nor malice is my intention. I do this out of love (well, not love love like I’m in love. I’ve never ever been in love before). I’d like to begin by saying Chuck Bass is hot. As are you, so with much love I have to say I want you to stay that way. Please, my dear, I realize you’ve turned twenty one or now you’re twenty two (I can’t remeber which), but that was months and months ago! Now it’s time to take it down a notch and put down the bottle and opt for tea or water. Yes, it must be said, you’re getting a beer belly. It’s not entirely appealing. So if you want to we can work out to together and hang out and you know chill out. Together if you please. So I’ll make the committment if you do, let’s lose weight togeth!!!! I like you, Ed, let’s be frank. I want you to be healthy and not fat. 🙂

With Endearment and Respect,


oh my. oh my. :/

oh my. oh my. :/


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    Hi, nice post. I have been wondering about this topic,so thanks for writing. I’ll definitely be subscribing to your site.

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