Archive for January, 2009

A CAUSE DE GARCON_ BECAUSE OF BOYS

TRANSLATION: BECAUSE OF BOYS. This hip, pop  song by Yelle is all about the ridiculous lengths girls go to, to impress none other than indifferent, unaware boys. We cry, we fuss, and for what a nod and a turn of his head in another direction to the girl in the sweatpants or jeans who’s a total flirt. *ugh. sigh. eye roll* Idiots! Can they not see the effort that we must place to look nice? hmmm… dumb boys. 

Perhaps they do notice, but they are too shy to say anything or rather get distracted by other things. Adorability’s own personal study found that 10 0ut of 10 boys are very easily distracted. Perhaps are beautifully done hair gets their attention for a moment… “Oh my, something is different about her. Her hair is…. Oh look the football just hit… Man, I’m hungry.” How knows? I’m not a mind a reader. Oh what I wouldn’t give for a guy like Edward! I’m sure that Edward noticed everything about Bella. New hairstyle? “ravishing”. New dress? “divine”. Edward is every girl’s dream! Hmmm. 

A cause de garcon. a cause de garcon. a cause de garcon. the things we do for boys. tres ridiculous. 

Well I’m happy to say I no longer dress up for boys. Why? They seem not to notice. I dress up to stand out and look pretty. If anyone notices I’m happy. Boys, try being us for one day, and perhaps you’ll come to a splendid realization. It would be super lovely, dears, if you complimented us. Please don’t compliment us in the wrong way. Examples:

“You’re butt looks smokin’ hot in that skirt. Man, I’d like a piece of that!” – Vulgar, and a turn off. You sound more like a perv. Instead say, “You look really nice in that skirt.”

“Man, that shirt looks hot on you. You must be a DD.” AHHHH! WRONG! NO!  Never ever ever ask a girl her bra size. Some cases can be embarrassing. That’s big no-no territory. Instead say: “That shirt looks really lovely on you.” 

“You look really hot today.” Flattering yes. Gentlemanly, NO.  Instead say” You look lovely and/or beautiful.” You will steal hearts, and watch the girls fall.

“Wow, your eyes.” Followed by pointing. You’ll get points, but only a few. Instead say: “Your eyes are really beautiful. I hadn’t noticed them before, and I really don’t know why.” Do avoid tacky  pick-up lines. At least be creative.

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Do you see a resemblance? -Penn and Adam

I was inspired for a new feature on my blog because often I see similarities in people. I was once told someone saw me at the mall when I was out of town? Who is my alleged twin? I have no clue. Maybe God made someone who looks very similar to us for a reason. But who knows? Here’s today’s feature: Adam Brody and Penn Badgeley. Do you think they look alike? Feel free to comment, and leave your opinion.

Penn Badgley, current star of Gossip Girl (not the star but one of them)

Penn Badgley, current star of Gossip Girl (not the star but one of them)

 

Adam Brody, known mostly for his fame on the OC

Adam Brody, known mostly for his fame on the OC

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Yawn. LONG LONG WEEK

In short this has been a long long week. SAD SOB SOB. JK. I’m not really crying. Biology nearly drove me insane, but somehow at the last minute I mastered it, and took that semester test. UGH. I did well!!!!!! I got a perfect 100, and am hoping to celebrate. I have a new crush who will just be called Blue Eyes. He has really really pretty blue eyes. There’s nothing brewing between us because I rarely notice him (my mind is focussed on other things! I can’t be looking out for some boy) and we have no periods together. I have overcome my dislike to the trashy girl because in fact she has improved (keep at it! if you read this). I hate to make plans on Fridays because everything’s crowded and everyones out and those I’m associated to only because we’re in the same age group are out like maniacs and everyone gives you dirty looks expecting that you’re one too. Let’s get something straight: I am not them. We are different people who do different things. It really is a shame teenagers are so,so unsophisticated. I wish they’d be more mature and use their energy to improve this stereotype. Anyway I use Fridays to relax and pamper myself.

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Skill.

Cool is so passé. Leave it in the closet, and forget about it. Cool is no longer cool. It’s cliche. Make your own word or take one from a movie. I chose Skill. Same as cool just more skill. I saw it in Son of Rambow. You don’t have to use this word. You can make up your own.

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TAYLOR LAUTNER IS BACK!

Taylor Lautner, despite the prospect of being replaced, is back to reprise his role as Jacob Black in New Moon, Summit announced on Thursday. Congrats,Taylor! Filming begins in March. The actor considered for replacing Lautner was Michael Copon.

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New Year New Adorable Celeb Crush List!

2009 marks a new year of celeb crushes. It was au revoir to Jake Gyllenhaal and Hayden Christensen who are tres passe now. The Boys of Narnia (William Moseley, Skandar Keynes, and Ben Barnes) aren’t striking the same heartstring they once did. So now may I present 2 u…  New Adorable Celeb Crush List!!!!

1. Ed Westwick 

There’s something endearing about an English Accent…. This tres chic and hot guy stars as Chuck Bass in the hit series Gossip Girl. The handsome Brit is not only an actor (and gourgeous, which is reason enough to love him) but also lead singer of the band The Filthy Youth. Handsome, talented, and very stylish; he’s so very hard to resist.

so very handsome

so very handsome

 

2. Robert Pattinson

soooo gourgeous and he plays Edward Cullen. This Brit boy is the new IT Boy! He looks amazing in a new haircut. Shorter and more trim, but as the other one did, he looks GOOD.

new haircut

new haircut

 

 

3. Taylor Launter

This little cutie  may not come back to the Twilight saga! :..( Wherever he goes we shall have a spot in our heart for  him! (UPDATE: TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SET TO RETURN IN NEW MOON!!!!)

Taylor Lautner

 

4.Nick Jonas

A beautiful voice. Beautiful hair. Beautiful face. Excellent Style. This good boy has got a lot going for him. A full time music career, full time acting career. However he does it, is very impressive. Attractiveness runs in his family. Kevin and Joe are both very handsome (and sorry die hard Jonas Brothers fans they aren’t making the list), but it’s Nick I really adore.

 

showing off his muscle ;)

showing off his muscle 😉

5. Mark Ronson

There will always be a place in my heart and on my playlist for Mark Ronson. Mark Ronson is terribly British and terribly handsome. As you may have noticed I have a (what’s the word I’m looking for?) fascination with boys from across the pond.  (Case and point… the guys of Narnia, Rob Pattinson, Ed Westwick etc.)

 

Handsome Musician

Handsome Musician

Those are my top five choices! Others who came very close to making my list: Zac Efron (for the fan who commented who insisted that I should have chosen Zac), William Moseley, Jackson Rathbone, Kellan Klutz, Ben Barnes, Skandar Keynes, Chace Crawford, and Penn Badgeley (grow out your hair please and then you’ll look really good. just my opinion)

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Happy New Year! One and all! All and one! Bring on the resolutions and let’s get to it! Perhaps there’s many things everyone’s looking forward to this year, or perhaps quite otherwise.

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